That's FUNNY. Andy, there is a yahoo app that will track your handicap. Simply find the appropriate golf course on the list at yahoo sports and away you go. I've been using it to track my handicap. Look like you may need a yahoo account (free) if you don't already have one for e-mail or fantasy football.
Here's that link
http://golf.sports.yahoo.com/tracker
I've been playing quite a bit of golf with my Dad as well, we'll have to play sometime.